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Description
Bouquet of Dicks Funny 3D Pop-Up Surprise Greeting CardFor fans of our Bag of Dicks who want to take it up several more levels, this card might be the answer or inappropriately over the top. But, if your sense of humor is down there in the gutter, you could see yourself being a good person by giving the gift of MANY reliable erections. The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, with a bouquet of what looks like lovely flowers on the front cover. It's when the card is opened, the foulness literally
- For fans of our Bag of Dicks who want to take it up several more levels, this card might be the answer - or inappropriately over the top.
- But, if your sense of humor is down there in the gutter, you could see yourself being a good person by giving the gift of MANY reliable erections.
- The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, with a bouquet of what looks like lovely flowers on the front cover.
- It's when the card is opened, the foulness literally unfolds. The bouquet that is - filled with multiple dicks. Literally, a bouquet of dicks!
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Reasons why you might by this:
- To give to your significant other to bring shock horror to their birthday celebration - or depending on how well it is received, an invitation to a special birthday celebration.
- To give to one of the guys who wishes they were better endowed
- To give to your Mother-In-Law who can't resist telling dirty jokes at every family occasion.
- Level up the excitement for an anniversary for wife/husband
- Give as a bachelorette/bachelor card - perhaps to remind them that they are signing up for the same penis forever
- What's Inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
- Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
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★★★★★ 5
great set
Color: Silver, Size: Rechargeable
Love this. it's been holding up well and haven't had any issues with it at all. Charge holds a while.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Beautiful set
Color: Silver, Size: Rechargeable
So far love this set. It was a gift for my boyfriend and he loves it. The look is perfect, and so far functions as expected. Also the charge has lasted for months so far.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great product
Color: Silver, Size: Rechargeable
No more batteries dead when you need it most! Love them
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Reviewed in the United States on March 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Better than most
Color: Silver, Size: Rechargeable
Very awesome. Works better than expected. Very easy to use and refill when it runs out. Highly recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very good quality
Color: Silver, Size: Rechargeable
There very nice. Battery is very durable.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2026